Womens favorite phrases.

#1. Fine

This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right

and you need to shut up.

#2. Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3. Nothing.

This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begins with #3. Nothing usually end with #1. Fine.

#4. Go Ahead.

This is a dare, NOT a permission. DON'T do it again. DO NOT do it!

#5. Loud Sigh

This is actually a word. But it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks that you are an idiot and wonder why she wasting her time standing here and arguing with you which lead to #3. Nothing.

#6. That's Okay.

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7. Thanks

If a woman is thanking you, do not questioned, or faint. Just say you're welcome. Unless she says "thanks a lot" - which is a pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome. That will ring on #8. Whatever.

#8. Whatever

Is a woman's way on saying FUCK YOU.

#9. Don't worry about it, I got it.

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman already told a man to do for several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking what's wrong?For the woman to respond #3. Nothing.

Now girls, tell me which part of it is true..??*wink*